I am very tall. I have bright red hair. I have a black belt in tae kwon do. I knit. I try to spin my own yarn. I read voraciously and indiscriminately. I have a sewing machine, and I constantly plot the making of my own clothes. I like foods that go with red wine. The red wine is coincidental: I also like gin, the drink of washed up movie stars, and margaritas, the drink of pretending either that it is summer, or that what you do tonight won't matter in the morning. I am a motorcycle enthusiast, and I am plotting a carb breakdown to get my bike back on the road. I am a nerdy kind of girl but one with a goal to throw dinner parties wearing aprons and to keep jars of fresh flowers around my home.
Confidential to Kari: I was going to ask you more about him last night but then my brother called.
What a suave man of mystery he is! 🙂
confidential to stacey: call anytime for the scoop!
Wow, that’s pretty flattering. Have I achieved nickname status yet, like that dude from Grey’s Anatomy? What do you think? We could call me McBalding? McShinyFace? McPortly?
I’m open to suggestions (keep it nice…..I have a fragile ego…especially around the holidays).
I was thinking maybe McIronMan would be more appropriate. Because McDrivesRealFast fits too many bums out there.
McFudgeStripes!