totally sending a calendar invite for this total solar eclipse to my assateague peeps for 2017. BEACH NERD PARTY! eclipsewise.com/solar/SEnews/T…
The problem w what Trump said isn’t *lewd language.* He described with pride his sexual assault of women. Horrific this needs clarification.
Today I am cosplaying golf. https://t.co/Bj2OXfyTUX
There’s no longer any way for Republicans to boot Donald Trump from the ballot – The Washington Post washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/w…
Today in Running In The Dark: our hero trips (tired+flipper feet), pulls off a perfect shoulder roll into crouch, jumps up and finishes run.
We got a neighborhood for Magikarp. https://t.co/kWW1LDOvIh
Third place in age group what! https://t.co/RodL6E7MbS
Another 10k achieved! https://t.co/xoK960QoPA
Looking fwd to sharing this every day – it’s a *feature.* Donald Trump said 6 false things on Thurs | Toronto Star thestar.com/news/world/201…
Just a Friday AM tire change on the highway. Srsly so practiced at this but wonder if this happens to normal people? https://t.co/oVOKaAKrIc
Oh you know. Just finishing up my performance evaluation to the gurgles of the fish tank and the hooting of a coyote.
When yr kid wins a free goldfish and you do a lot of research, get an appropriately sized tank. Welcome, Magikarp! https://t.co/YitKoIIgLX
“Poo Pie.” Found in a portapottie. https://t.co/jqH9HwM1ni
Hot and humid 8K accomplished. I can haz parade now? https://t.co/Rhcj8iAB03
When you’re just done with the day and have to lie down with the cat on the kitchen floor. https://t.co/s6zyECzd7s
4 years later: just found my original wedding ring, lost on the way home fm that Assateague trip, in the glove box. https://t.co/lkia1QtfLk