Category Archives: twitter

“You’re picking your nose! At the table! I’m right here! Am I a ghost?! Can you see me even?!” *Waves hands in front of face* #familydinner

Female violinist exposes 10 yrs of lewd, fetishizing messages fm men online wapo.st/1RVG0s2 (oh God, to be a woman on the internet)

Whoa so I signed up for @lennyletter and today Gloria Steinem describes exactly what I do when I cry at work BECAUSE I AM ANGRY. plotz.

Twitter, I miss you. THATSAID, anyone have an iPhone app recc that can accommodate lists and easy tweeting?i want to be here more.

super excited that I’ve managed to fix my iPhone battery so well that after 20 hours of unplugged/use it’s still at 100%. #IGotYourGeniusBar

bc I know y’all are dying to know, I took Sparky iPhone apart and put in a new battery (WIN!)…and now I’m stuck in a boot loop. (MOARFIX)

today is the day I put a new battery into my totes dead iPhone that I somehow neglected to back up for months. Argh. PS I got no phone, FYI.

That time the super moon slipped into the earths’ shadow just as a coyote in our yard screeched looking for its’ buddies, who whooped back.

Thought I’d be the only nut out running at 530 AM but I was 1 of 4. I was the most reflective, though. #safetynerd and! 2 mi at 8:40 pace!!!

Working from home means bratwurst and brownies for breakfast. #sorrynotsorry

that magic moment when it’s cooler outside than it is inside, you open all the doors and windows, and the house temperature starts to drop.

Tonight Ella is proving she’s a brilliant and generous mouser by bringing me 2 live mice to catch and take outside. So far. #only3AM

serious question: do I have to start wrestling to wear a wrestling singlet? for real, because of THIS: bluechipwrestling.com/sprinkles-the-…