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just finished the writeup for our spring 2010 motorcycle trip. 11 states in 11 days! 2500 miles on a drz! http://karinajean.com/wp/?p=769

Eleven States in Eleven Days: Spring 2010 Motorcycle Trip

Synopsis:

Eleven States in Eleven Days
Total Trip mileage just about 2520
and it was REALLY REALLY FUN.

I’m going to put up some back-dated posts about our Awesome! Trip! It was a wildly fun trip.

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Things I learned from the trip:

  • If you’re using an intercom system with foam over the microphone, you might want to remove the foam and clean it every couple of days.
  • Bring a couple of different models of ear plugs with you in case of ear canal fatigue! I prefer to use non-disposables (I’ve used these in the past, and am now using something like these) but by day 8 I had to switch to some disposable foam jobbies because I just couldn’t get the non-disposable ones to seal properly in my ear.
  • Sunglasses that fit awesome under your helmet for 1 hour may be intolerably uncomfortable by hour 3.
  • When you’re traveling with 6 other people, trust that everyone will be totally honest with what they need and want to do.
  • Pack everything you need, then take out at least 30% of the clothes.
  • Except for warm clothes! you’ll need those.
  • On a long trip, just plan to do laundry every 3-4 days. it makes things way easier!
  • Bring SNACKS. multiply the number of snacks you’d normally bring by the number of people on the trip: not to share, but because the amount of downtime and slow-to-get hungry stomachs will be increased by about that much! If you do share, you will be a hero to everyone at stops.
  • Converse to a reasonable person’s assumption, the bigger your underpants, the more they will hurt you on a long ride. wear your smallest underpants to prevent under-thigh chafing.
  • Pee every time you stop.
  • Drink water every time you stop.
    • PRO TIP. Bring a reusable bottle and refill it in the bathroom or water fountain or soda fountain every time you stop.
  • Get gas every time the person with the smallest tank needs it.
  • If you wear a white motorcycle jacket you will look tough as nails by the end because of the sheer amount of road filth you’ll have picked up. Promise.

and an anecdote!

our first destination was Myrtle Beach Bike Week, which was a total bust while we were there. One of our stops was at the HD dealership, and there were some big classic scary harley dudes sitting on a bench in front of the dealership – arms crossed and a deadpan 50-yard stare checking out everyone. I’m pretty sure I saw a lip curl when I parked my scrappy bike right in front of them.

so as we were leaving, I was gearing up with my jacket and earplugs and helmet – and as I was putting on my sunglasses and starting my bike, I rang my bicycle bell – and boy that kind-of-snarly harley dude LIT UP. his eyes got big and he smiled real wide and he nudged his neighbor and we had such a friendly conversation about the bell. “I’m gonna get one for mine!” he said. “you should! women and children love it!” said I. HILARIOUS.

which is all to say – you meet the nicest people when you’re motorcycling… regardless of how intimidating they’re trying to look!

now, myself, I just gave up on looking intimidating. Here I am in that same HD parking lot:

Aw, I’m trying to dial in and attend this conference remotely but the phone on their end isn’t working. So disappointing!

the TRUE tragedy of missing Tampa: I shaved my legs! the excessive hair may have been an important component of my mardi gras costume! gone!

I tried and tried, but I couldn’t get to tampa for my conference. Instead of enjoying 70 deg weather I went home and shoveled the driveway.

watching @mikegrundy look for free books on amazon for his kindle. I’m sure he’ll start reading romances soon to pad his 2011 book totals!

YAY! extra fun time at dinner last night. RT @paulabuzzard heading for shabu shabu with @karinajean and @mikegrundy ‘YAY’ as kari would say

me to @mikegrundy: I’m so grouchy right now. are you grouchy? you seem grouchy too. Him: no. you’re just grouchy. #ohaipoopcoloredglasses

while we are only enjoying about 4 inches of accumulation, the kids are enjoying a 2 hour delay so I am enjoying a work-from-home day.

in the last few hours our snow forecast has gone from 3-6 to 6-10. um. whoot?

.@barackobama just referenced the ASCE report card on infrastructure that no one knows about! #SOTU http://www.infrastructurereportcard.org/

On the one hand my 2 hour trip to work *totes* justifies all prior and future snowy work at home decisions. On the other, 2 hrs, jerks! Ugh!

I’m fairly charitably minded towards lots of bad driving, but if you don’t clean all the snow off of your car I probs think you’re a jerk.

Good: my hybrid battery thawed out! Sorta-meh: stuck behind the snow plow on my way to work. Slow, but safer, a slight catch-22.

Ohai surprise 2 inches of snow!

So these freezingly freezing temps may have done in my hybrid battery-gotta do some research on gen1 insight IMA. http://twitpic.com/3t3vbs

Ohai, zero degreesF. It’s been a while.

it is COLD outside. the thermostat is set to 55 degF and the furnace STILL has to cycle on every 30 min. or so to maintain that temperature.

“and then there was Joe Nameth and pantyhose” – @mikegrundy‘s mom.

At a westchester diner while jack is at a nearby birthday party. http://yfrog.com/gyqbvvaj