{"id":257,"date":"2006-04-25T14:42:31","date_gmt":"2006-04-25T19:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/karinajean.com\/wp\/?p=257"},"modified":"2006-04-25T14:43:37","modified_gmt":"2006-04-25T19:43:37","slug":"big-news-so-to-speak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karinajean.com\/wp\/2006\/04\/big-news-so-to-speak\/","title":{"rendered":"big news, so to speak."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>** It was kelly&#8217;s birthday yesterday! yay kelly! **<\/p>\n<p>* the foundation garment shopping went super-fine. I bought 2 very expensive, um, <em>garments,<\/em> for a grand total of $127. But it was so great! I didn&#8217;t have to do ANYTHING except try them on and wait for the fitter to bring me more. Sweet. I am totally going back there for more.<\/p>\n<p>* The new skirt? Not so great when you wear it outside. it is very &#8230; volatile. definately requires a slip, that&#8217;s for darn sure. And also I got two cat-calls and nearly lost my sh*t. <em>I am so tired of the male gaze. <\/em>it&#8217;s not about how nice my legs are (&#8217;cause they are pretty darn hot), it&#8217;s about power, and I know this b\/c my 6&#8217;10&#8221; daddy has legs that are exactly as great as mine, only his are 6&#8243; longer, and no one cat-calls HIM. totally about power and not teh hottness. Big f&#8217;n jerks. I am also tired of the seemingly acceptable social construct that is spring in NYC: wherein men cannot control themselves at the sudden exposure to FLESH that has been bundled up all winter and go into a drooling, vapid, rutting season.<\/p>\n<p>* it is so exciting to come home to my (still clean) beautiful apartment! big parties are the best way to finish cleaning house.<\/p>\n<p>* and the biggest, weirdest news of all: I accidentally became a MARY KAY LADY this weekend. that&#8217;s right. I am now your source for skin care and premium make-up. drop me a line if you need anything. ha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>** It was kelly&#8217;s birthday yesterday! yay kelly! ** * the foundation garment shopping went super-fine. I bought 2 very expensive, um, garments, for a grand total of $127. But it was so great! I didn&#8217;t have to do ANYTHING &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/karinajean.com\/wp\/2006\/04\/big-news-so-to-speak\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/karinajean.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/karinajean.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/karinajean.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karinajean.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karinajean.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/karinajean.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/karinajean.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karinajean.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karinajean.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}